What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No

Do you want to have an XXX chat?

Me : Thank you.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why do women have sex with dogs?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

Me : I don't drink

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Tea ?

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Me : Sure.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Because it's month of August.

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : I'm 24.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)